One of my favorite boutiques in
Paia for clothes is
Simmer, a surf/windsurfing store. My friend
Rebecca works there, so a visit is instantly like shopping with a girlfriend and she has a great eye for dressing people. A few weeks ago when I popped in to pick up one of her necklaces (yes, she also makes fab jewelry) she mentioned a ladies windsurfing clinic and I instantly knew I was in.
In yes, in for what I wasn't sure as I'd never attended a group clinic before. First of all, you need to know that my average time on the water to sail is maybe 40 minutes once a month. The net result has been me sailing at the same level for YEARS with no progress what so ever. Hence my signing up for a push (or shove if required) to a new and improved level.
Six days of 10am - 4pm.........surely that
oughta get me some where?
Oh dear, day one remedial student falling on land exercises and boldly going nowhere doesn't bode well. The edict from high "if you can't do it on land you can't do it on water" proved oh so true!
Learning any stage of windsurfing is not easy, in fact it's amazing that as many people sail as they do. In the full immersion program there's no way your regular frustrations are not going to show, which is why we were all there, to break through those grrrrrr moments and expose a new set at the next level. Thank f*#k swearing was not discouraged! However, there's no doubt in a group you laugh about your failings a lot easier and God knows you get your money's worth on that alone!
Ohhhhhhh but how sweet it is when it all comes together and you're
controlling the rig and playing with the wind and the water. *Grins from ear to ear*
We played hard and none of us walked away unscathed and my body rebelled from the get go, but it was all so worth it.
Day one: Burnt scalp (I'm such a delicate flower)!
Day two: Goof ball hat purchased so head happy, but hands gained tiny blisters and small cut on foot irritating as shit in the sand.
Day three: Kook outfit progresses nicely with addition of recycled bike gloves.
Day four: Head and hands sorted but feet raw. Resisted temptation of booties for full on sexy neoprene centerfold look.
Day five: Don't care how I look anymore, hit the wall and bailed on the afternoon sesh for a nap.
Day six: Awoke in the night to rhythmically throbbing feet.
The complete outfit-winning! Alarmingly, the kookier the outfit the better I sailed.
Spot the impostor.
The brilliance of a clinic is the journey. In this case, six strangers came together with one passion and without having to rush, we played, learned and were educated specifically for our level on the building blocks of windsurfing. The
multi-levels were helpful, as three of us with further to go could see what lay ahead and those ahead got to fine tune their basics and learned to jump and ride the waves. It was really exciting to see
every ones progress and between mouthfuls of our well deserved lunch, Shawna critiqued our sailing thanks to her helmet
Gopro. 
I too had a
Gopro, but perhaps I shouldn't have bothered!
The gardening gloves and
doofus hat saved me from the sun and pain, but they
have to go!
Six magnificent women, six completely different sailing levels and one fantastic instructor (well one and a bit-the lovely and talented
Tatiana is MIA in this photo).
Shawna Cropas was our wonder woman coach. She knows her shit, communicates it well, has limitless 'let's go' enthusiasm, coupled with a total understanding for what you're going through. Here and there we dropped like flies, but not once did I see her energy flag. She's fantastically real, laughs easily, reads the group energy really well, is totally present, an excellent cook
and gives nothing short of everything. 
Other than my Mary Poppins like gravitational pull to the Royal Wedding, I have not a clue what happened in the world last week. Thanks to the numerous foodies in our group, we often had dinner together and it was a real pleasure hanging out with such juicy & witty women.
Barley had I slept, cleaned my cuts and applied the
Nuskin before I was happily rigging up again. I loved the simple routine and really felt as if I was on holiday with the rest of the girls. The consistent nature of information and practice, information and practice, information and practice, produced skill sets that changed my physical and mental way of sailing completely and I feel solid and excited by what I walked away with. I believe we all did.
As I pulled out of Stable Road for the final time I actually felt like a sailor and in my driveway on our last night, I reluctantly unpacked my well used gear for the first time in six days.
Fun, fun, fun so much fun and I can't wait to get back in the water.
Who doesn't love a wedding?
Especially when you're the stunningly beautiful bride.
Today, Andres and Emilia declared their love for each other in one of the sweetest, simplest and most laid back weddings I've ever attended.
Even the son of God was doing his bit, looking as dignified as one can when emblazoned on a reusable grocery bag. It brings a whole new meaning to 'Jesus Saves'.
A perfect illustration of the laid back vibe.
Don't try this at home kids, but do take in the beauty of this little short film which is another journey of love.
Meanwhile, in other news...... I decided to pass on sailing this weekend as it was blowing a ridiculous 26-40mph. However, there's never a time I don't feel better for riding in the forest (not counting when I went over the handlebars and got a bar end in my boob), but rest assured it's a solid fix for a nature junkie.
I set my ipod on shuffle and off I went, matching the cadence of whatever randomly played in my ears. They say the lord works in mysterious ways and I guess if he can help cart the groceries, he call also help with my steady uphill grind. Which he did with this one by Wilco called 'Jesus, Etc'. If I knew how to play the violin I'd have bored everyone I know to death playing this piece of music....luckily I play the Uke so you can all still enjoy it.
