Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Ho-Ho-Ho.

As I’m pouty about the demise of my native tongue, Christmas (due to its annual appearance) is thankfully full of juicy words that have survived 23 years of cultural assault. This particular example is doubly delightful as it's a monument and a bauble all in one!
Milk & two sugars Rudolf?
If I drink enough Baileys and squint my eyes nearly shut......Y.M.C.A!
So one year I had a party and the invite mentioned Christmas Crackers. To whit the majority of the guests were puzzled and dissapointed when instead of getting to eat a wheaty, crispy & savory cracker...they had to pull apart a snapping toilet roll and wear a silly paper hat on their head! I put the F in fun I do!
Santa's definately being naughty and as for Mrs Claus, I'm saving you the visual as you would never look at candy canes the same!

10 comments:

mater70 said...

With that last image of Father Christmas, thank heavens I don't have grandchildren. That is not at all the Christmas baubles you grew up with (but I have to say it's hilarious.

A Happy Christmas to all your readers, long may they contribute.

GP: wshld - a Yorkshirism for something you long for but can't have.

cammar said...

I like the rain deer even more than Santa...

Mater70, even though you explained it to me, wshld remains a word that doesn't belong to my vocabulary... since I usually get what I long for...

Sharon, forgot to turn the spell check on?
eheheh...

Nancy said...

Sharona-
I am so disapointed that you do not have my artisic gift that I hand made especially for your Christmas tree :-( Still confused on the crackers!!

Ely from NYC said...

A pouty girl with headlights and a taste for disco, what could be better?

P.S.: Does Jessica Marie Claus (Mrs. Santa) have an enlarged sexual organs as well? I'm jewish so I wouldn't know.

Sharon said...

Mater70;If you think Santa's funny, you should have seen the tasteful bauble Nancy made me, from stained glass no less!

Nancy:Pull your bottom lip in and fear not, your naughty creation has a place of honor on my tree :-)

Cammar:Hello.

Ely:It's the candy cane that's enlarged and Mrs Claus is having more fun than normal with it!

Anonymous said...

aahhh the Clauses are up to their naughty tricks again up your tree!

GP : what does the raindeer do?

meesh said...

last comment was from meesh who forgot to type meesh

cammar said...

I don't know... what does he do?

meesh said...

well you said you prefer the raindeer so I thought you knew something we did not?

Sharon said...

I’ll tell you what the reindeer does; he makes GP feel good all over, which, given that he’s not water related or female is the miracle of Christmas!