Saturday, September 01, 2007

Most people send flowers......

My friends Floyd & Michael are not 'most people'! These are the contents of my homeopathic get well parcel.Suffice to say I'm having a lot of fun sipping my honeybush, whilst eating my spotted dick and playing with my new snatch!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only F & M could come up with something so apposite (look it up).

Where do you find Spotted Dick in Colorado?

Mater x

Nancy said...

I saw a spotted dick once....

Anonymous said...

I've never seen a spotted dick but Michael Jackson is rumored to have one.

Anonymous said...

Obviously our American cousins don't know the delight of spotted dick with custard for pudding OR, if you're feeling posh and want to show off, with cream:-)

Try it out on GP and let us know his reaction, it'll put hair on his chest.

Mater x

Sharon said...

Mater: Oddly I think F & M found the 'dick' and 'bush' on the same isle at Whole Foods :-)

Nancy: I'm sorry to hear that.....

Anonymous: If you're curious ask Nancy, as she appears to be our resident expert (so far)!

Mater: GP eating SD, thanks for the suggetsion but I think I'll pass and save the SD for myself!

cammar said...

What's the snatch?

I mean, I know what a snatch is, but what is that tubular one they sent you?

Anonymous said...

GP I thought you knew the English language better than that - SNATCH
is to GRAB QUICKLY.

Mater x

meesh said...

christ, love these blokes!!! Tell um I'm sick too!!! I'm very intruiged to know whose snatch was in the tube??

Tulsa Gentleman said...

Because of the wonders of Google I am now willing to say that I would be willing to eat some spotted dick, especially if it was plopped into the middle of a dish of custard.

On the other hand, this whole discussion has prompted me to share some brief doggerel.

"I've never seen a spotted dick,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I;d rather see than be one."

(With apologies to Ogden Nash)

Anonymous said...

Tulsa Gentleman: you are a man of discerning taste. Spotted Dick is definitely a man's pudding, together with jam roly poly or treacle sponge - greatly loved by Sharon's Dad - ALWAYS served with a dollop of custard.

Hope your good lady is making progress.

Mater

Cerebral Itch said...

Where the hell is the picture of you in your new shirt?

signed,

overly sensitive artist type

marseille said...

Nancy is HOT