A voyeuristic look at life's little moments that tickle my fancy.
Have you got a sore tooth?Troden on some coral?Upset with yourself that you didnt nail that flacka in front of the new hunky lifeguard?Trying to pass wind?Which one is it?
Lano you silly sausage- my sardonic wit is clearly lost on you! Twas merely mucking about with a little word play coz I’d not posted anything new for eight whole days. And I thought it was only the yanks who didn’t do irony! Hey-happy belated birthday mate :-)
That's the face you used to pull before having a very self-satisfied burp post feeding and back rubbing - memories, memories.I'm so ignorant, is the picture supposed to do something? I tried clicking on and all it did was shoot up to the top left of my screen. Help. A little Calpol might ease the discomfort by the way.Mater xP.S. I know what the face is about - all that money to be spent on carpeting your home.
Suffer, you little hamster, suffer - for our pleasure.
My God, you've got a weird stalker Sharon. Beware of people called Leopold.mater x
Well as Mr.Ritters name is an anagram for 'Retied Trollop' we'll just leave it at that.
That gives me an even knottier anxiety. BUT, you're a big girl and I know you can fend off intruders if you feel the need.x
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